pareidolaliiia:

sashayed:

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ofgeography:

smoretime:

chrisisoninfiniteearths:

nicoleanell:

wrathofthegiraffe:

I want a reimagining of Hamlet that is completely faithful to the original except that Hamlet is replaced with Craig Middlebrooks from Parks and Rec.

this is my friend Horatio and HE DROVE ME HERE.

Is… is this not basically what Hamlet is like?

@ofgeography

QUEEN GERTRUDE
Alas, he’s mad!

HAMLET

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OSRIC
You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is–

HAMLET

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GHOST
Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

HAMLET
Murder!

GHOST
Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

HAMLET
Haste me to know’t, that I, with wings as swift
As meditation or the thoughts of love,
May sweep to my revenge.

Ghost
I find thee apt;
And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:
‘Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark
Is by a forged process of my death
Rankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
Now wears his crown.

HAMLET

FIRST PLAYER

….But if the gods themselves did see her then
When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
In mincing with his sword her husband’s limbs,
The instant burst of clamour that she made,
Unless things mortal move them not at all,
Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven,
And passion in the gods.’

POLONIUS

Look, whether he has not turned his colour and has
tears in’s eyes. Pray you, no more.

HAMLET

GUILDENSTERN

Good my lord, put your discourse into some frame
and start not so wildly from my affair.

HAMLET

HAMLET
I loved Ophelia: forty thousand brothers
Could not, with all their quantity of love,
Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?

KING CLAUDIUS
O, he is mad, Laertes.

QUEEN GERTRUDE
For love of God, forbear him.

HAMLET

It got better!