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People like to think being an English major makes you super posh, but literally I was assigned a reading where a guy ate a talking plant and then farted so hard he propelled himself forward, so do with that what you wil.

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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