A wife meets her husband at the gates of Heaven after 20 years apart. Each must confess all of his or her lies to the other to enter. The man’s is several volumes, while the woman only has one.
I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos.
Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur.
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
— Dorothy Parker
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