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heterophobicflint:

when I was born Sappho’s spirit gently floated into my room & sweetly bopped my nose & that’s why I’m so gay

beth you’re so gay that it’s more likely sappho just full on decked you in the face

Sappho decked me as a baby bc she saw that I was real competition

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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