after watching infinity war

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smol-bean-buchanan:

me: yes, i’d like a refund 

box office cashier: sure, may i ask why?

me: how else am i gonna fucking pay for therapy 

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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