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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Every time a dude with face tats who’s on probation tries to seduce me by telling me he wants to be a funeral director, I get a call from my local representative that says I’m legally allowed to commit one act of arson.

Stop asking me to explain this. It means what it means, dude.

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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