How I imagine May 26, circa ~the 1950s

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Boy 1: It’s summertime, who wants to go down to the quarry and throw rocks at snakes?

Boy 2: Sure, let me put down my stack of books strapped together with a leather belt, chug this glass of milk, and then we can go!

Boy 3: Also everyone’s racist.

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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