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youreupsetbecauseimeatingcake:

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renthethief:

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Why does my fucking 6’4" ass partner, who doesn’t drink tea, put the tea supplies way up high where I can’t get my gay little hands??? We don’t have a stool!! I can’t get up there!

I’m gonna boil Diet Pepsi and drink it if I don’t get tea in the next two minutes.

Reblog if you think it’s homophobic to restrict my access to the tea supplies just because I got caught eating brown sugar straight out of the bag with a spoon ONE TIME.

Me reblogging this is eating brown sugar out of the bag/drinking honey straight out the bottle solidarity

I’m queering the brown sugar/honey binary by doing a shot of maple syrup and calling it breakfast.

Hey buddy pro tip if you ever get your tea back drip a few drops into a container of sugar and let it dry for a few seconds. The tea sticks the sugar together and you can pick up this this ball thing of sugar and eat it.

Trust me I do this on a regular basis

That gives off the same unnecessary and dainty vibe as when you’d drink water out of the bottlecap as a child because you were pretending to have a little tea party, and I am so fucking into it. You’re an innovator and an icon.