So the salami I just cooked into my food apparently is past its sell-by. If I shit or puke myself to death, tell my loved ones I’m a really smart idiot who left this world at probably an okay time, based on past mistakes
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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker View all posts by musiclily88
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We all are stardust 