I’m at this health consultation thing and they measured my weight with a balanced scale, checking how much weight I carry on my right versus left. Cool, whatever. I hate knowing how much I weigh, though, and haven’t looked at a scale in about two years. Perhaps that’s why I now know I’m 40 pounds lighter than I was when I last checked my weight?
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