theotherguysride:

chuckyzoopa:

thedaniverse:

thedaniverse:

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y’all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

I want mine to be simple in design, sharp enough to slice through hair, maybe with a damascus steel pattern. The wood for the hilt should be mesquite and the hilt should be hollow, so as to hold a copy of our vows.

Should my betrothed break those vows, I reserve the right to stab them.