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Chiropractor: Anyway, this should help with digestion.
Chiro: *cracks me along the middle of my lower back*
Me: Holy shit you beautiful magician. How did you know I puked three times yesterday

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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