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hedonistichistorian:

My girlfriend responds to questions in her sleep and at first I thought it was just yes/no things, then I asked 2+2 and she held up four fingers, then I said “who’s the cutest person?” And she pointed to herself

Yeah I did

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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