corgisandboobs:

walelafusihatchi:

stelle-nel-cielo:

abesodyssey:

callformeinthemorning:

A menu from a London Brothel from 1912.

Oh yes please, love me a bit of Diddling on the edge of the bed, with one foot on the floor

Goose quill?

“If you’re not a self starter, please stay at home and jack yourself off”

I don’t think I’ll ever see anything better than this.

I’ll have one “Free back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole” please.