Me: *walking along with a duffle bag and purse, and then hand sanitizer falls off my bag*
Dude: Hand sanitizer down! Haha I’m a doctor just near here and they hand that stuff out to us for free.
Me: Oh. Uh. Nice.
Dude: I take it you’re a nurse!
Me: Uh. No.
Dude: No?
Me: *internally groans* I’m a clinical psychologist who works with kids
Dude: *offers to shake my hand*
Shut up Mike
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