You’re currently on a road trip driving to a place all the way across the country. You’ve been hearing some weird noises in your trunk ever since you stopped at an inn a day ago, but you’ve chalked it up to the car being it’s old crusty self. All of a sudden, one of your car’s tires pops, and you stop on the side of the road to change it. Upon opening the trunk, you discover three little dogs snoring. When you go to pick one of them up, however, you realize it’s actually one dog with three heads. You inspect the collar around the middle head, and it says,
Cerberus
One heck of a big boi
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