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rexuality:

Me: *picks up 1(one) thing off the floor while I’m shopping because I wasn’t raised by wolves*

Some disgruntled white woman in her 40s: *materializes into existence beside me* hey do you work here? I have a frivolous complaint >:/

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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