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Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!

For real though when I was a baby gay coming out in high school, I decided I best learn how to open jars, and it’s a good thing too because my girlfriend cannot open a single jar, bottle, can, any kind of container and without me she would starve. I have a wrist injury and she goes to the gym all the time but it is me who holds the keys to all the preserved food.