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Things I keep crowing to my roommate’s cat

What do you want?

How can I help you today?

What the actual fuck?

Why are you being so weird?

Stop tryna eat my foot

Ahhhhhhhh (when she peers at me from the dark)

Sit down!

Staaaaahp

THAT IS MY BODY

THAT is also my body

I love you, but you’re a hazard

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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