gay sex doesnt just “accidentally” happen billions of times ! wake up and face the truth scientists! bugs are gay! bugs are having all kinds of gay bug sex right under your feet and there is NOTHING you can do about it!
I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos.
Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur.
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
— Dorothy Parker
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