i once heard a man on a bus lulling his newborn child to sleep to miss new booty

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I’m writing this down and putting it into a lunchbox and then I’m burying the lunchbox and then in ten years i’m going to dig up the lunchbox and then I am going to laugh for several minutes like an idiot all over again

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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