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Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

You’re Absolutely Right a retraction

Hagrid Carelessly Putting Himself In Danger Via Illegal Baby Dragon So That Harry And Some Other Eleven-Year-Olds Broke Curfew, School Rules and International Law To Preserve This Adult From Legal Trouble And How Having The First Grownup Harry Ever Liked And Trusted Get Into Trouble That Harry Felt Obligated To Pull Him Out Of Probably Had Some Effect In Shaping Harry’s General Assumption That In The Case Of Emergency Or Threat, Nobody’s Got This But Him a subsection in my lecture course