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Me: So I’ve lost a lot of weight and–

My therapist: You really have lost a lot of weight.

Me: DAMN IT I DIDN’T ASK YOU

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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