bemusedlybespectacled:

allobottomprivilege:

theconcealedweapon:

If you insist on telling bisexual people that “bi means two”, then don’t ever use the word “myriad” to refer to any amount other than 10,000.

Also, don’t ever use the word “quarantine” to refer to any period of time other than 40 days.

dont use the word decimated unless youre talking about something SPECIFICALLY reduced to 9/10th it’s previous size

the months of october, november, and december may never be spoken unless you literally believe that there are only ten months in the year