My friends literally thought it was a joke to set me up with magicians so I’ve been on 11 dates with magicians. I only recently found that they were doing it on purpose. I don’t know why I still trust my friends with my love life.

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okay first of all why the fuck do your friends know eleven magicians??? do you live in halloweentown??? and secondly…. how the hell do i get in that friend group???

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I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos. Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur. "Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both." — Dorothy Parker

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