me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*
my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!
Author: musiclily88
I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos.
Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur.
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
— Dorothy Parker
God being an adult is weird. This week it meant drinking Citrus Vitamin Water because regular lemonade tasted Way Too Sweet.
What do they say about your taste buds changing every 7 years?
Throwback to the time I flirted with a lesbian who said she wouldn’t fuck me because I’m bisexual
You’re still a biphobic fuckboy
When sunlight hits brown eyes >>>
When sunlight hits brown skin >>>
There is love in the way you say my name
“Has anyone ever told you that your back is very sexy?” NO TELL ME MORE AND PLEASE KEEP KISSING MY NECK
We all are stardust 