Author: musiclily88
I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos.
Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur.
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
— Dorothy Parker
do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween
night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies
through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!
hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not
yeah i got it last time
Me as counselor: im sensing that shit hurted for you
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
I can get to Colorado Springs in 7 hours. Or to Minneapolis if I’m speeding
We all are stardust 