My way-ex-gf has been blast-liking my photos on instagram and it’s freaking me out
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Me: *too uncomfortable to talk during a meeting at work*
Also me: Dude I will bottle you in the face if you even pretend to touch me
Me to my therapist: Heckin yikes I’m a mess and will you give me water
Yeahhhhh this most recent episode of AHS is fucking stupid
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”
harry: serotonin? in this economy?
Kayyyyyy
I’m just gonna crack my hip and promptly die
We all are stardust 