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“Oh, honey. Goddesses don’t speak in whispers. They scream.”

— the countess // room service

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

astrodickology:

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

sirl33te:

aaliyah-appollonia:

sim-simma:

localstarboy:

Lmao

SOUND ON

I hate!!! Lmaooooo

blessed post

wembleyfraggle:

pangea-nationalist:

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

on cats

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

insomniac-arrest:

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

tygermama:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

japanese gyoza? talented

indian samosas? brilliant

chinese bao? incredible

austrian knoedel? amazing

polish pierogi? showstopping

korean mandu? spectacular

italian ravioli? iconic

tibetan momo? outstanding

american fritters? killer

literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus

this is one of the best things that ties humanity together