t-rew:

oracleofthenorth:

hetro–homo:

ophxis:

hijabisexual:

Me discussing how a bi man is the perfect man for me cause like… what is there not to love? There is the fact that they will understand my sexuality only second to a bisexual woman, most bi men I’ve seen are comfortable in their gender expression and not afraid to be cute and have some damn fun in the way that straight men are not. The point is bisexual men are perfect.

I support this message.

Finally, an appreciation post for my team

SHOUT THIS FROM EVERY ROOFTOP!

ayyyyyyye

Me on the phone: I’m driving home from therapy.

My mom: There’s an increased risk of people getting in car accidents or tripping/falling when they’re stressed!!

Me: K Imma go run down a pedestrian byeeee!

Mom: Very funny.

Me: I know

candygarnet:

shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love