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advanced-procrastination:

trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

Confidence Helps

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

0-memento-mori-0:

deducecanoe:

ayellowbirds:

heytheredelilahpool:

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.

It’s the little reminders that he is, in fact, still a VERY Stupid 16 year old. Those are what matter

chancethereaper:

thetolkiengeek:

goofy-ruthie:

stormtroopercorpse:

cishetsbeingcishet:

cishetsbeingcishet:

full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/

“Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man
Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your banner all over the place”

like how can u hear that verse and think its a song for hetties idk how much more obvious it can be :/ :/ :/

Y’all big mad in the notes

Actually every song by Queen is a lgbt anthem

Don’t Stop Me Now is the bisexual anthem to end all bisexual anthems and you will not change my mind

Heteros are really pressed in the notes keep reblogging this

sugarykitties:

smolgingerpirate:

thepolyglotdream:

p-y-w-t:

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face 🙂 ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

#russians dont have eyes