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is there a cute way to say “you never loved me, but you thought you did”?
“Love to hate me, crazy, shady / Spit me out like hot wasabi / Lick me up, I’m sweet and salty.”
Getting back into cross-stiching mostly just based on this concept
“two-years-old” is not the proper way to phrase that, by the way. So the writer can’t even write English very well.
yeah he’s nice but we are not long for this world hahahaha
devious bitch, party of one
um “oh yeah going to a shooting range is a great date idea” what the fuck my upbringing was very different
me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*
my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this
We all are stardust 