Category: Uncategorized
some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
if you’re wearing hiking heels and JNCOs, you need to pair them with a jest, a jat, and a janny pack
I had this dream once where a girl took off her shirt and was wearing nicotine patches as pasties, and for some reason, I remember it vividly every time somebody says or mentions fashion in any way.

#controversial opinion but i feel that cremation should honestly be more accepted in christianity. you know “memento, homo,
quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris” and all that jazz. i think it would be more poetic in a sense.
for those who are asking the latin is “remember, man, that dust thou art, and unto dust thou shalt return”
“memento, homo” is how i start my to-do lists

John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
- “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
- “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
- “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
- “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
- “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
- “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
- “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
- “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”








