@staff I know everything vintage is cool again, but I don’t think that applies to McCarthyism.
all the ugly things you say // come and say them to my face
Hocus Pocus (1993)
My chiropractor: Your sweatshirt! Oh wow, I could just pick you up and carry you around!
Me: Why would you say that
Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog
Live horny die horny motherfuckers
I don’t even think I like this hobby
“If you’ve never had a panic attack, there’s a good chance you’ve been an ass
to someone who has.”
What temperature is too cold for pigeons because I want it to be that temperature please
Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.
that was a religious experience
me
I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.
His little ears flopping in he wind
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE
We all are stardust 