Today’s acknowledged trauma: My exgf texting a week after my grandmother died to demand a bunch of bullshit from me before saying they hate me but love me, full-well knowing they were hooking up with someone else while I was dealing with a massive bout of depression and grief
jesynelson: This is for anyone that has ever not liked what they saw in the mirror, never felt good enough and never fully embraced their insecurities! This is to tell you that you ARE beautiful, you ARE good enough and your insecurities are what make you..YOU! Ps. It’s also for anyone that ever called me “The fat one” 🖕🏼 … enjoy 😏
Can you imagine how fucking wild ladies must have gone for the rejection in pride and prejudice right after it was first published. This guy’s making ten thousand a year and her family is expecting her to find accommodation for herself sooner rather than later and STILL Lizzie is like “no. No. True love only. And also while I’ve got you here please accept my invitation to fuck off.” I would’ve lost my damn gourd, I would’ve gone bonkers. And group chats didn’t exist so you’d just have to hope your friends were as far into the book as you so you could meet at the village green to throw a fucking riot
the mail ran four times a day back then and most of it was just notes going “bitch he said what??”
throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard
okay first of all why the fuck do your friends know eleven magicians??? do you live in halloweentown??? and secondly…. how the hell do i get in that friend group???