pr0jection:

me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*

my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!

tastefullyoffensive:

(via alyssemazakian)

God being an adult is weird. This week it meant drinking Citrus Vitamin Water because regular lemonade tasted Way Too Sweet.

What do they say about your taste buds changing every 7 years?

Throwback to the time I flirted with a lesbian who said she wouldn’t fuck me because I’m bisexual

You’re still a biphobic fuckboy

mytrash-mylife:

yunghighroller:

skinoutqueen:

When sunlight hits brown eyes >>>

When sunlight hits brown skin >>>

blush-blush-hush:

There is love in the way you say my name

aeryntargaryen:

Autumn at Hogwarts

(aka University of Glasgow because my uni is actually Hogwarts)

pineappletartt:

Name a more iconic brother/sister duo, I’ll wait

“Has anyone ever told you that your back is very sexy?” NO TELL ME MORE AND PLEASE KEEP KISSING MY NECK