like. objectively. living in that time period would SUCK but victorian stuff is so, so, sexy. i want to be sent off to boarding school because i’m too rowdy in an attempt to make me stop embarrassing my family only to enter into a tempestuous love affair with my roommate before drowning in the grounds lake.
It’s so weird that I have way more education than my dad and my brother (MBA and BA, respectively) but I’m the one of us who gets to wear leggings to work
Congrats to Katie Hill, California’s new bisexual House Rep! We’re still waiting for final numbers out of Arizona, but Kyrsten Sinema may still end up being elected Senator, the country’s first bi senator! Stay tuned!
the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”
he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume