september-before-a-rainfall:

chromolume:

september-before-a-rainfall:

chromolume:

with my school teachers it was like “omg they’re so cool i wanna be their friend!” but with university lecturers it’s like “they’re endearing and i love them like cats but are they okay because i think they know too much about 18th century german literature to survive in the world”

what, you can’t know who friedrich schiller is and also change a tire?

literally no

this would have worked better if I personally knew how to change a tire

proxypunch:

marty-ish:

dekubunny:

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

Ya gotta stop calling me out like this

coldlikedeath:

spocksplum:

chiefguideandcentre:

sufganiyotdyke:

culturenlifestyle:

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

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this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits

Let 👏 Alice 👏 Winslow 👏 Rest 👏

Please go away and let me sleep. Oh my god. We’ve always been tired then