Guy on Belmont, to his friend: Man, I wanna fight somebody.

Me:….Not me, please.

Friend: No, you too cute.

Me: Thanks?

Friend: He just needs to sit down and drink these beers.

Me: Right

Guy: You into chocolate or vanilla girl

Me: I don’t have a preference?

Friend: Oooh talk to her she cute

Me: ….. have a good night bye