family shit – We all are stardust

My mother: You’re a cruel and abusive bitch

My mother: Why don’t you confide in me

My dad has me and my mom on a text thread, and he keeps sending us imgur posts about bunnies and squirrels. So wholesome

i wonder if she would be ashamed of me

musiclily:

It’s so weird that I have way more education than my dad and my brother (MBA and BA, respectively) but I’m the one of us who gets to wear leggings to work

I also make way less money than them

I’m worried that my grandma was the glue that held our family together. I’m worried she didn’t know how much I adore her. I’m worried she’d be disappointed in me. I’m worried we won’t be able to weather this.

I shoulda predicted this, absurdly crying to the point of projectile puking at 6 am, after booking a ticket for my grandma’s funeral

Why the fuck did my therapist ask what I think about the afterlife

Me on the phone: I’m driving home from therapy.

My mom: There’s an increased risk of people getting in car accidents or tripping/falling when they’re stressed!!

Me: K Imma go run down a pedestrian byeeee!

Mom: Very funny.

Me: I know

Pretty sure my grandma is gonna die tomorrow

“Wish it had been under better circumstances” is the commentary my family is using lately