Guy on Belmont, to his friend: Man, I wanna fight somebody.
Me:….Not me, please.
Friend: No, you too cute.
Me: Thanks?
Friend: He just needs to sit down and drink these beers.
Me: Right
Guy: You into chocolate or vanilla girl
Me: I don’t have a preference?
Friend: Oooh talk to her she cute
Me: ….. have a good night bye