My roommate: So what is fanfiction, exactly? I see it on tumblr all the time.
Me: Oh, honey. Strap in.
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My roommate’s grandpa came over to give her Greek chicken, weed, and money. That’s fucking delightful.
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The new roommate is a lovebug
New roommate and her dad started moving stuff in this morning. Offered them watermelon mimosas and shared breakfast (it was pizza)
We all are stardust 