Tag: irl
I’m watching The O.C., bitches
Pretty little sycophant
I saw someone t-bone a car so hard that their bumper and door-handle fell off
I wanna live inside Empire Records
My way-ex-gf has been blast-liking my photos on instagram and it’s freaking me out
Me: *too uncomfortable to talk during a meeting at work*
Also me: Dude I will bottle you in the face if you even pretend to touch me
Me to my therapist: Heckin yikes I’m a mess and will you give me water
Yeahhhhh this most recent episode of AHS is fucking stupid
We all are stardust 