Depressive spiral
Tag: irl
“I’m the daddy in this situation.” Wtf MFM why are you feeding into my kinks
So fucking sick of people telling me what to do
A kid bit me at work today, and he left teeth marks. Still not the worst part of this day
fuck
i hate that my
mental health is crap
Me: Oh, man, did I act like that when I was that age? Haha I’m so sorry, mom.
My mom: No. You didn’t.
Not chill
I attended the LOVELY wedding of a family friend (could have been shit, considering it was at an outdoor setting in JULY and that the reception was NOT air-conditioned), and I was trying to hold my shit together—playing intermediary between people my family members don’t want to see, being pleasant to everyone else, only having JUST so much wine while also remaining normal, helping the mother of the groom organize things because she’s basically my aunt, talking with my siblings and not ignoring other people who seem to enjoy my presence for some reason, trying not to show off too much skin, dancing enough so that I show that I am enjoying myself—and my sibling has the gall to tell my mother to “control your daughter” because apparently the sib wanted to leave earlier than I did and I agreed to DANCE with the MOTHER OF THE GROOM.
Child, I can end you.
Don’t go to the wedding if you don’t want to attend the wedding.
Shut up Mike
Me: *walking along with a duffle bag and purse, and then hand sanitizer falls off my bag*
Dude: Hand sanitizer down! Haha I’m a doctor just near here and they hand that stuff out to us for free.
Me: Oh. Uh. Nice.
Dude: I take it you’re a nurse!
Me: Uh. No.
Dude: No?
Me: *internally groans* I’m a clinical psychologist who works with kids
Dude: *offers to shake my hand*
Turning 30, hearing bad shit about my grnamda’s health, not having ANY AIR CON, and Stephen King: my week