People suck

Lesbians talking to a bisexual woman: Ew a penis has been near you, I hate it.

Straight guys talking to a bisexual woman: Wanna have a threeway

Me: Fuck you both, guess I’m only ever dating other bi people or some shit

I swear to god I just hallucinated my roommate calling the cat’s name. She is at work

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

Girlfriend is snoozing naked and snoring, uncovered by blankets even though I covered them like 3 times.

deebott:

boredpanda:

‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)

Babies

BABIES

EVERYTHING ITCHES AND NOTHING IS REAL

Life is not fair. I have a mosquito bite ON MY FRESH TATTOO

musiclily:

musiclily:

Some not-friend once told me that a guy called me “not conventionally attractive” to her, and she expected me to get mad.
Burn so bright that you don’t give a shit what others say

HAPPY THURSDAY

I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU, you darling genius

CoUples THErapy time

Please don’t impeach trump, bc holy damn pence is worse please just go vote pls