“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
Tag: irl
Thanks to the real nice clerk who exchanged my change so I can do laundry tonight
Your bender is not my bender.
Some not-friend once told me that a guy called me “not conventionally attractive” to her, and she expected me to get mad.
Burn so bright that you don’t give a shit what others say
My mom: Do you remember the time we were visiting your aunt for the 4th of July, and you were so worried that a firework would fall on our blankets?
Me: No, but that sounds like me.
My mom: And then it actually happened?
Me: That also sounds like me.
My mom: [Your aunt] said, “She’s always been a smart girl.”
Yeah, Antoni’s discussion with Jonathan about Trump supports felt very similar. Learn some shit, kiddo
OKAY. Based on the VERY FEW times I had to rip off the burn-style clear bandages from my fresh tattoo while cringing and groaning, and I am DEFINITELY going to be the kind of person who screams “THIS IS YOUR FAULT” during labor (yes I mentally cursed my tattoo artist for recommending I buy tegaderm to cover my new tattoo) I AM NOT ASHAMED
Why does my girlfriend share a close friend AND a love of Malort with my ex-girlfriend? What is the world trying to tell me?
Tarot card reading too real
Fam I just sent my dad 5sos’s Youngblood album and Harry’s album. He must really love me hahahaha
We all are stardust 