Fuck Malort

IT’S 5:20 AND MY BRAIN IS FUCKING AWAKE

I just remembered that a former client told me that I seem like the kid who sat down midfield during a soccer game to pick dandelions, and I love that

queer-eyes-full-hearts-cant-lose:

For your consideration as the hottest hottie you’ve seen recently: katharine hepburn in SYLVIA SCARLETT

“Sylvia Scarlet”, 1935.

Maudlin

I am a Writer

Tonight I researched ways to do molly and learned about parachuting. Is the government going to arrest me

judgerinder:

lohver:

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

maybe they should just teach the syllabus

That prof deffo tried to fuck a student

A kid during group today told me that he, a dinosaur, stole all my blood and killed me.

My client: I feel like Kidz Bop exploits kids. Like they’re talented but they change the lyrics so the singers don’t know what they mean, and their producers just want money!
My client: Like Uma Thurman is really just about SEX SEX SEX
Me: You’re TWELVE

My gf: What’s something that makes you happy?
Me: I really like researching the sinking of the Titanic.