Girlfriend is snoozing naked and snoring, uncovered by blankets even though I covered them like 3 times.
Tag: kjk
Why does my girlfriend share a close friend AND a love of Malort with my ex-girlfriend? What is the world trying to tell me?
My gf: I don’t know how you sleep without blankets
Me: You kicked them off me five times
My girlfriend responds to questions in her sleep and at first I thought it was just yes/no things, then I asked 2+2 and she held up four fingers, then I said “who’s the cutest person?” And she pointed to herself
Yeah I did
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Christ on a bike, babe.
1. Tell us about your ex. -She’s a lesbian in denial.
2. What happened the last time you got really really drunk? -I puked.
3: Whats a secret you’re comfortable telling me? -I had my first kiss when I was a senior in high school.
4. Tell us the true name of the last person you kissed. -Kai
5. What is the first text message you received? -Doom, probably.
6. When was the last time you laughed till you got lost? -I laughed till I cried yesterday at a comedy show.
7. Give us the list of concerts you could have attended. -I’ve attended Barenaked Ladies, Demi Lovato, Guster, One Direction, Little Mix, Jack’s Mannequin, Panic! At the Disco, Ed Sheeran, James Taylor, Elvis Costello, Fifth Harmony, 5 Seconds of Summer, The Hush Sound, Cobra Starship, Say Anything, (lots of Warped Tour people), a few indie folks that literally no one will have heard of, some live/open mic shows. I could have done whatever the fuck I wanted, in theory.
8. Give us your Christmas list. -Money for a tattoo
9. Last time you sang with the fervor of the hunt? -Today.
10. Whats your favorite song? -Skeleton Key, Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos.
11. How did you meet the person you fell hardest for? -By chance.
12. Favorite memory of next year? -Attending my friend HPR’s wedding, in reverse.
13. Last time you gave yourself to the chaos? -When do I not?
14. Describe the heart of the mountains you stole. -They are deep and hard to contain.
15. Turn ons? -Make me laugh, kiss my neck, make me breathless.
16. Most awkward situation you’ve ever been in? -HAVE YOU FUCKING MET ME
17. A quote you live by. -We all are stardust
18. A story about you and your best friend and ghost. -She’s a ghost, sometimes.
19. Favorite book? -A Clockwork Orage
20. Opinion of the concept of time? -It’s a human construct to which we give too much power
21. Post a gif describing how you feel right now. -No.
22. Favorite song lyric? – “They say I’m up-and-coming like I’m fucking in an elevator.”
23. Show us your face collection. -Tagged “me.”
24. Most recent picture you took? -It’s a pic of my hair spray-dyed rose-gold.
25. Where has the hunger gone? -It never left
26. First ten songs you get on shuffle? -No.
27. Tumblr bestie? -Probably my kitten!!
28. Cutest thing anyone has done for you? -They know why they live here now.
29. How did it feel when the gout of fire forced its way down your throat? -Kinda shitty to be honest.
30: Time you came closest to death? -You don’t want to know.
31: Favorite joke? -The oldest one in the book
32: Strongest foe you killed with your bare hands? -My own suicidality, thanks to taking my goddamn medication.
33: If you could stab sorrow in the gut, would you? -Only to wound.
34: Last time you stole winter from its rightful owner? -Never
35: When was the last time you awoke in a panicked sweat? -Every morning
36: Did you dream of the great black-winged thing again? -Of course, my darling
37: Describe the map you tore apart with your burning nails -He wasn’t very kind to children
38: Turn offs? -Casual cruelty
39: What was raised from the old lake to the north? -Raucous laughter
40: First being to scratch the sky? -Eve
My girlfriend talking in their sleep is much cuter but way more inexplicable than the snoring
1. You’re beautiful, 2. You’re so smart, 3. You’re kind.
I love you.
Love you too, you absolute weirdo
KJK: You’re funny!
Me: I’m funny, yeah. It’s because I wasn’t attractive as a child.
Me: Not that children should be attractive.
Me: To anyone. Ever.
Kjk:………
we tried to go to witch’s gulch but it was closed so we found a cute lil inlet with parking spots BUT THEN THERE WAS A GIANT SNAKE so fuckin no. nope