“Love to hate me, crazy, shady / Spit me out like hot wasabi / Lick me up, I’m sweet and salty.”
I am rocking these Timberlands
I just came out to even more coworkers by talking about my exgf and my exbf in the same story
Chicago Halloween parade
Michael Myers scared me so much I screamed and ducked, Winifred Sanderson (in drag) gave me a huge hug, and I asked Jack Sparrow to give me his candy (he did)
We all are stardust 