oh did I mention that the guy in the room next to me at the ER was only wearing boxer shorts, being watched by two security guys, while the nurse kept asking if he wanted pants. He kept screaming I WANT COFFEE
Tag: so that’s a thing
I just came out to even more coworkers by talking about my exgf and my exbf in the same story
I saw someone t-bone a car so hard that their bumper and door-handle fell off
We all are stardust 